Review: Gotham – Season 2, Episode 14 “This Ball of Mud and Meanness”

Guys. GUYS. This episode was the most insane, bonkers, off-the-wall, batshit crazy episode that this show has ever produced. I’m not exaggerating when I say this. I spent the majority of this episode yelling “WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW???” at my TV. This episode was so nuts that it outdid all the other crazy ass moments that have come before. Moments such as:

  • The time Jim Gordon kissed a prisoner he was questioning in front of his pregnant girlfriend and his boss
  • The time Edward Nygma hid the hand of the woman he killed in a vending machine at the police station as a clue to himself
  • The time Harvey shook down a sex club where a dude wearing a diaper and a bunny mask was tied to a chair
  • The time Fish spooned out her own eye and stepped on it out of spite
  • The time Alfred drove Bruce to a classmates’ house and had him beat that child senseless while using his father’s watch as brass knuckles. Then he took him out for pizza to celebrate

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Review: Gotham – Season 2, Episode 2 “Knock Knock”

I’m not sure how to start this review. It’s difficult because…well, because I think I actually liked this episode.

I. LIKED. IT. Not “loved to hate it!” or whatever other obnoxious hipster crap I usually pull, I UNIRONICALLY LIKED THIS EPISODE.

What am I going to say? What am I going to do? DO I EXIST IF I AM NOT ACTIVELY BITCHING ABOUT TELEVISION? Am I fading away like Marty in Back to the Future before his nerdy dad kisses his mom at the Under the Sea dance????

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