:Reads title of episode:
:Stares blankly at screen:
:Reads title of episode again:

I can’t believe I finally made it to Season 6! When I started this project in January of 2015, I honestly thought I’d be able to make it through the entire series by the end of the year. Here we are in March 2016 and I’m staring down 44 episodes. What I’ve learned from this – pick shows with fewer episodes, OR pick shows with shorter season (13 episodes instead of 22.)

LAST EPISODE OF SEASON 5! :Puts first two notes of Etta James’s “At Last” on a constant loop and dances around the living room:

It’s Oscar night. Or day, since it’s the afternoon. I’ll watch. I like to tweet assholish things about the ceremony in real time because I think I’m funnier than I am.

SO CLOSE TO THE END OF THIS SEASON. I don’t think I’ll ever catch up to the Gilmore Guys. But there is a good chance I will finish the entire series before the new episodes are released. I just thank God that Amy Sherman-Palladino is a better writer than Chris Carter. Because that X-Files revival? Save the joy of seeing Mulder and Scully pal around again and one amazing episode featuring a Were-Monster (and Kumail Nanjiani!), the season was lackluster. And the premier and finale were complete ass. Ever wonder what would happen if you gave an anti-vaxxer, a chemtrail truther, and your Tea Party Uncle the green light to write two hours of television? That was “My Struggle” parts 1 & 2.
At least we got this out of the revival:

io9 – Thank you for preserving this moment for internet posterity. We can only hope the Gilmore revival will produce something 20% as magical as this gif.
I was in a good mood before I sat down to write this. It’s only noon on Sunday and I’ve already accomplished the following:
Look how much I’ve gotten done! Look how accomplished! How adult! Time to sit down and write a review! I’ll finish early and have time to try and work on OTHER writing! How exciting!
So I was in a good mood. Until I saw this:

God damn it.
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