It’s Winter Carnival time again in Stars Hollow and this means Lane will be manning a booth to solicit donations for the marching band. She’ll also be practicing with her OTHER band in Lorelai’s garage. Lorelai gives Lane the practice space if she promises not to pose nude on the cover of Rolling Stone. Rolling Stone shows nothing – she’d be better off asking Lane not to send nudes to her boyfriend via text.
Tag: Gilmore Girls Season 3
Review: Gilmore Girls – Season 3, Episode 9 “A Deep-Fried Korean Thanksgiving”
We begin this episode with the girls watching Grey Gardens. This show’s love of camp rivals that of some drag queens.
I relate to the women of Grey Gardens because of their enduring love of cats. However, I insist upon litter boxes and strict maintenance of said litter boxes.
Review: Gilmore Girls – Season 3, Episode 8 “Let The Games Begin”
It’s the morning after the dance marathon and the girls are having problems walking, talking, and combining their psychic powers to move Luke’s closer to them. What they really need is the power of instant transmission.
Currently debating if the ability for both Rory and Lorelai to go Super Saiyan would be the greatest thing to happen to this show or the worst. (Full disclosure – I used to be so into Dragonball Z. We can’t even talk about it. Love the whole thing up to the end of the Cell Saga. Everything after (especially fucking Saiyaman) can eat all the dicks.)
Review: Gilmore Girls – Season 3, Episode 7 “They Shoot Gilmores, Don’t They?”
It’s time for the annual Stars Hollow Dance Marathon! A dance-a-thon! Now would be a great time to mention that I am skeptical of all things containing the “-athon” suffix. They’re too cheerful. Too Andy Griffith/Donna Reed for me.
That movie where Reese Witherspoon brought color to a town by fucking it into Paul Walker.
Review: Gilmore Girls – Season 3, Episode 6 “Take the Deviled Eggs…”
Happy America Day to my fellow Americans! ‘MURICA, FUCK YEAH! Independence Day is the day where all Americans put aside our differences to light shit on fire and eat processed animals parts that have been compressed into cylindrical tubes.
Review: Gilmore Girls – Season 3, Episode 5 “Eight O’Clock at the Oasis”
This episode opens with Luke having a conniption fit because a bunch of parents with young kids have decided to hang out in his diner. There are babies and trains that don’t work and…OMG..BREAST FEEDING.
Review: Gilmore Girls – Season 3, Episode 4 “One’s Got Class and the Other One Dyes”
We begin this episode with Lane excited about band practice and Lorelai having premonitions about her own death. She had a dream about being eaten by a turtle and her face swings to the back of her head. Since Lorelai is not actually going to die we can ignore most of this cold open.
Last Ditch Effort 
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