As we enter into the final episode of season 4, allow me a moment to reflect upon what I’ve learned during my (very, very, very) slow stroll through the Gilmoreverse.

As we enter into the final episode of season 4, allow me a moment to reflect upon what I’ve learned during my (very, very, very) slow stroll through the Gilmoreverse.

Episode 21. I’m so close to the end of the season. This must be what running a marathon and hitting mile 25 feels like. So close, yet so damn far.

Pictured: Me.
I spent Thanksgiving with my parents in Colorado. It was 18 degrees (fahrenheit), which I refuse to believe is a real temperature. (If there is an entire “news” network that can make up their own “facts”, so can I. That’s how America works now, right?)

(I found this gif via Google. It is the best gif.)
In this cold open of the Gilmore Girls, Luke hates babies and Taylor has decided to wear a dead possum on his head. (R.I.P. rodent.)
My Gilmore Girls review game has been lacking as of late. Lots of factors contributed to this (busy weekends, Gotham sucking my will to live let alone review, etc.) but none of that matters. What matters is I get off my ass and write some god damned Gilmore Girls reviews!
We begin this episode with Kirk fat-shaming the girls because he was too weak to take them to Luke’s in his pedicab. Hand to God – this is the exact reason I have never ridden in a pedicab. I bike alone!

It’s late. I just got back from WWE’s Hell In A Cell event (my husband hearts wrestling), and I’m coming out of a Benadryl-induced brain fog. This review should be fun.

It’s kind of official – Gilmore Girls is coming back to Netflix with 4 all new 90 minute episodes/”mini-movies”! I am SO FUCKED if I don’t step up my game and knock out these reviews before that happens.
Hey look! Lorelai has hair like I do when I let it air dry!
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