It’s late. I just got back from WWE’s Hell In A Cell event (my husband hearts wrestling), and I’m coming out of a Benadryl-induced brain fog. This review should be fun.

It’s late. I just got back from WWE’s Hell In A Cell event (my husband hearts wrestling), and I’m coming out of a Benadryl-induced brain fog. This review should be fun.

It’s kind of official – Gilmore Girls is coming back to Netflix with 4 all new 90 minute episodes/”mini-movies”! I am SO FUCKED if I don’t step up my game and knock out these reviews before that happens.
Hey look! Lorelai has hair like I do when I let it air dry!
There are horses in this cold open. Lorelai, completely ignoring the insane cost of keeping and feeding horses, has decided that the Dragonfly will have stables so guests can ride into town to go to Luke’s or Miss Patty’s (the only places that exist in Stars Hollow.)
I hope she’s getting horses like this one:

It’s time for another festival in Stars Hollow and Lorelai finds herself without a place to sit at Luke’s. She calls Rory, they talk about the “Lane lives with Rory” thing, and then Lorelai drops the Digger Bomb: He’s coming to spend the day in Stars Hollow.

The title of this episode makes me think of romance novels. Not the good kind – the kind you used to be able to find in grocery stores with covers like this:

I’ve spent my entire weekend at the LA Podcast Festival. It was fun and I had a great time. However, I’m exhausted. I’d like nothing more than to put on a movie and mindlessly sew sequins onto a Harry Potter t-shirt for shits and giggles, but Gotham begins tomorrow. That means I must bring you Gilmore fun TODAY. That’s how dedicated I am to bringing unfunny observations about a 15-year-old TV show to you, the reader.

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