I have had the entire weekend to myself as my husband has been tied up with work stuff, so I did the most stereotypical thing a lady can possibly do – I went shopping. I am here to inform you that I have singlehandedly purchased all the things available for purchase, thus bringing about an end to consumerism.
It’s the morning after Lane’s wedding and Lorelai is mortified and hung over, a winning combination. She chokes down a mixture of shame and coffee (The Breakfast of Champions) and threatens to kill everyone making a loud noise.
It’s Lane’s wedding day! Already! Today’s the day she throws her life away by marrying Zach, the guy who really isn’t anything to write home about!
In the cold open, Rory says that Dog Paul Anka is not well trained because Lorelai gave him “too much affection, not enough discipline.” She’s talking about a dog, but we all know who she was really talking about (spoiler: herself.)
I think enough time has passed since I reviewed the objectively terrible “A Vineyard Valentine” episode that we can now move forward. We’ve all had enough time to process what happened, to feel our feelings, and to begin to heal. That episode can’t hurt us any more.
Last Ditch Effort 
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