I didn’t know Fiona Apple wrote the title of this episode!

It’s time for another festival in Stars Hollow and Lorelai finds herself without a place to sit at Luke’s. She calls Rory, they talk about the “Lane lives with Rory” thing, and then Lorelai drops the Digger Bomb: He’s coming to spend the day in Stars Hollow.

From time to time I pull the search phrases that lead people to this blog. Some of them make total sense, like “Gilmore Girls Review” or “jackson wearing pajamas with his own face gilmore girls”. Others make sense in the context of what I’ve written – things like “gotham diaper bunny” or “Triple H Sledgehammer”. But there’s a third category of terms that I cannot explain. These include:
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I actually feel bad when I read these – not because these terms have led people to my blog, but that whoever was looking for these things would be inevitably disappointed when they clicked through to find a review of a tv show. So to those people, I say:

(I hope you figure out the name of that egg-carrying-dick-sucking video!)
The title of this episode makes me think of romance novels. Not the good kind – the kind you used to be able to find in grocery stores with covers like this:

I’ve spent my entire weekend at the LA Podcast Festival. It was fun and I had a great time. However, I’m exhausted. I’d like nothing more than to put on a movie and mindlessly sew sequins onto a Harry Potter t-shirt for shits and giggles, but Gotham begins tomorrow. That means I must bring you Gilmore fun TODAY. That’s how dedicated I am to bringing unfunny observations about a 15-year-old TV show to you, the reader.

Based on the title alone, I’m already expecting this episode to be hostile. I’m sure it’s fine – it probably just means “the jerk.”

This cold open is all about shitty music, laundry, and coupons. It’s like being forced to have a conversation with your most boring aunt.
Palette cleanser – here’s a lion playing with a tire:

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