Woo! Super late review time! My life has been (surprisingly) busy as of late. Usually I do nothing but sit around staring at the walls and thinking about Pluto (the dwarf planet, not the cartoon dog) or wondering where my life has gone.
^ me.
Tag: Paris Geller
Review: Gilmore Girls – Season 6, Episode 3 “The Ungraduate”
This episode begins the way all good things begin – with Pop-Tarts and accidental nakedness. As a dedicated Never Nude, I myself have never been naked. However, I do love a good Pop-Tart and I assume people with good bodies like to get naked now and then, so these two things must be amazing when combined. What is the best Pop-Tart for nakedness? Strawberry frosted? Unfrosted blueberry? Something more unorthodox, like S’mores?
Review: Gilmore Girls – Season 6, Episode 2 “Fight Face”
My apologies for the tardiness of this review. I was scheduled to post it on Wednesday and just…couldn’t. I’m not sure if it was the Felon party in the previous episode or if it was Gotham. Both have the ability to suck one’s soul out through the face holes.
Review: Gilmore Girls – Season 6, Episode 1 “New and Improved Lorelai”
I can’t believe I finally made it to Season 6! When I started this project in January of 2015, I honestly thought I’d be able to make it through the entire series by the end of the year. Here we are in March 2016 and I’m staring down 44 episodes. What I’ve learned from this – pick shows with fewer episodes, OR pick shows with shorter season (13 episodes instead of 22.)
Review: Gilmore Girls – Season 5, Episode 21 “Blame Booze and Melville”
Review: Gilmore Girls – Season 5, Episode 19 “But I’m a Gilmore”
SO CLOSE TO THE END OF THIS SEASON. I don’t think I’ll ever catch up to the Gilmore Guys. But there is a good chance I will finish the entire series before the new episodes are released. I just thank God that Amy Sherman-Palladino is a better writer than Chris Carter. Because that X-Files revival? Save the joy of seeing Mulder and Scully pal around again and one amazing episode featuring a Were-Monster (and Kumail Nanjiani!), the season was lackluster. And the premier and finale were complete ass. Ever wonder what would happen if you gave an anti-vaxxer, a chemtrail truther, and your Tea Party Uncle the green light to write two hours of television? That was “My Struggle” parts 1 & 2.
At least we got this out of the revival:
io9 – Thank you for preserving this moment for internet posterity. We can only hope the Gilmore revival will produce something 20% as magical as this gif.
Review: Gilmore Girls – Season 5, Episode 18 “To Die and Let Diorama”
I was in a good mood before I sat down to write this. It’s only noon on Sunday and I’ve already accomplished the following:
- Laundry
- Cleaning the apartment (including dusting!)
- Planted an herb garden for my kitchen window
- Consumed 1 latte
- Read three comic books from my giant “to read” comic book pile
Look how much I’ve gotten done! Look how accomplished! How adult! Time to sit down and write a review! I’ll finish early and have time to try and work on OTHER writing! How exciting!
So I was in a good mood. Until I saw this:
God damn it.
Last Ditch Effort 
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