Review: Gotham – Season 2, Episode 14 “This Ball of Mud and Meanness”

March 16, 2016 JenLeave a comment

Guys. GUYS. This episode was the most insane, bonkers, off-the-wall, batshit crazy episode that this show has ever produced. I’m not exaggerating when I say this. I spent the majority of this episode yelling “WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW???” at my TV. This episode was so nuts that it outdid all the other crazy ass moments that have come before. Moments such as:

The time Jim Gordon kissed a prisoner he was questioning in front of his pregnant girlfriend and his boss
The time Edward Nygma hid the hand of the woman he killed in a vending machine at the police station as a clue to himself
The time Harvey shook down a sex club where a dude wearing a diaper and a bunny mask was tied to a chair
The time Fish spooned out her own eye and stepped on it out of spite
The time Alfred drove Bruce to a classmates’ house and had him beat that child senseless while using his father’s watch as brass knuckles. Then he took him out for pizza to celebrate

Gotham:

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Review: Gilmore Girls – Season 6, Episode 3 “The Ungraduate”

March 13, 2016March 13, 2016 JenLeave a comment

This episode begins the way all good things begin – with Pop-Tarts and accidental nakedness. As a dedicated Never Nude, I myself have never been naked. However, I do love a good Pop-Tart and I assume people with good bodies like to get naked now and then, so these two things must be amazing when combined. What is the best Pop-Tart for nakedness? Strawberry frosted? Unfrosted blueberry? Something more unorthodox, like S’mores?

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Review: Gilmore Girls – Season 6, Episode 2 “Fight Face”

March 13, 2016March 13, 2016 JenLeave a comment

My apologies for the tardiness of this review. I was scheduled to post it on Wednesday and just…couldn’t. I’m not sure if it was the Felon party in the previous episode or if it was Gotham. Both have the ability to suck one’s soul out through the face holes.

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Review: Gotham – Season 2, Episode 13 “A Dead Man Feels No Cold”

March 8, 2016March 8, 2016 JenLeave a comment

:Reads title of episode:

:Stares blankly at screen:

:Reads title of episode again:

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Review: Gilmore Girls – Season 6, Episode 1 “New and Improved Lorelai”

March 6, 2016March 6, 2016 Jen6 Comments

I can’t believe I finally made it to Season 6! When I started this project in January of 2015, I honestly thought I’d be able to make it through the entire series by the end of the year. Here we are in March 2016 and I’m staring down 44 episodes. What I’ve learned from this – pick shows with fewer episodes, OR pick shows with shorter season (13 episodes instead of 22.)

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