By the title, this episode is either about an earthquake or a penis. Or both. It could be about a guy with a big penis named Earthquake. Or about Big Dick Richie experiencing an earthquake.
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Review: Gilmore Girls – Season 3, Episode 15 “Face-Off”
We begin this episode with Taylor being Taylor. He’s planning a family reunion and driving Lorelai so insane she forces Rory to pretend to be ill so she can escape. I hope every person in Taylor’s family is played by the actor who plays Taylor – even the children. And they all have beards. And they’re all cute for like a minute and then you just get disgusted, which then turns to terror. It’s like watching the minions.
Review: Gilmore Girls – Season 3, Episode 14 “Swan Song”
It’s Friday Night Dinner at Judgy WASP Mom’s house and she’s making it very clear that she hates her mother-in-law, who has had quite the run as one of Satan’s wives. She then changes the subject to Rory’s new boyfriend. She wants to meet him. She wants Rory to bring Broody, the guy who couldn’t fathom participating in a town event, the guy who doesn’t think he needs to try now that he and Rory are together, to her house for dinner.
I can’t wait for her to eat him alive.
Review: Gilmore Girls – Season 3, Episode 13 “Dear Emily and Richard”
We begin this episode with both Judgy WASP Mom and Spacey Grandpa laughing at Rory and Lorelai. The girls are planning to backpack around Europe after Rory graduates college, and this is apparently the funniest thing since the last Louis C.K. special. When the girls tell them that they’re serious, the pearl clutching commences post-haste.
At what point do we tell Lorelai that most hostels have an age limit?
Review: Gilmore Girls – Season 3, Episode 12 “Lorelai Out of Water”
The girls have told Lane that she can use their garage as a practice space. Yay! Now Lane doesn’t have to think up exactly 18 million lies excuses to tell her super strict mother about why she’s out of the house and why she smells like boys and band equipment. There’s a problem, though. The garage would be at home on this show:
Hopefully they have fewer flat cats buried under trash.
Review: Gilmore Girls – Season 3, Episode 10 “That’ll Do, Pig”
It’s Winter Carnival time again in Stars Hollow and this means Lane will be manning a booth to solicit donations for the marching band. She’ll also be practicing with her OTHER band in Lorelai’s garage. Lorelai gives Lane the practice space if she promises not to pose nude on the cover of Rolling Stone. Rolling Stone shows nothing – she’d be better off asking Lane not to send nudes to her boyfriend via text.
Review: Gilmore Girls – Season 3, Episode 9 “A Deep-Fried Korean Thanksgiving”
We begin this episode with the girls watching Grey Gardens. This show’s love of camp rivals that of some drag queens.
I relate to the women of Grey Gardens because of their enduring love of cats. However, I insist upon litter boxes and strict maintenance of said litter boxes.
Last Ditch Effort 
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