It’s late. I just got back from WWE’s Hell In A Cell event (my husband hearts wrestling), and I’m coming out of a Benadryl-induced brain fog. This review should be fun.

It’s late. I just got back from WWE’s Hell In A Cell event (my husband hearts wrestling), and I’m coming out of a Benadryl-induced brain fog. This review should be fun.

It’s kind of official – Gilmore Girls is coming back to Netflix with 4 all new 90 minute episodes/”mini-movies”! I am SO FUCKED if I don’t step up my game and knock out these reviews before that happens.
Hey look! Lorelai has hair like I do when I let it air dry!
There are horses in this cold open. Lorelai, completely ignoring the insane cost of keeping and feeding horses, has decided that the Dragonfly will have stables so guests can ride into town to go to Luke’s or Miss Patty’s (the only places that exist in Stars Hollow.)
I hope she’s getting horses like this one:

It’s time for another festival in Stars Hollow and Lorelai finds herself without a place to sit at Luke’s. She calls Rory, they talk about the “Lane lives with Rory” thing, and then Lorelai drops the Digger Bomb: He’s coming to spend the day in Stars Hollow.

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I actually feel bad when I read these – not because these terms have led people to my blog, but that whoever was looking for these things would be inevitably disappointed when they clicked through to find a review of a tv show. So to those people, I say:

(I hope you figure out the name of that egg-carrying-dick-sucking video!)
The title of this episode makes me think of romance novels. Not the good kind – the kind you used to be able to find in grocery stores with covers like this:

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