I didn’t know Fiona Apple wrote the title of this episode!

I don’t want to say that I’ve done this to myself, but…
Last week, I really liked the episode. This week, not so much. If only I’d kept up my Wall of Hate I wouldn’t be so disappointed now.

When will I learn that Gotham is a clusterfuck that only increases in fuckedupedness with each passing episode?
It’s time for another festival in Stars Hollow and Lorelai finds herself without a place to sit at Luke’s. She calls Rory, they talk about the “Lane lives with Rory” thing, and then Lorelai drops the Digger Bomb: He’s coming to spend the day in Stars Hollow.

From time to time I pull the search phrases that lead people to this blog. Some of them make total sense, like “Gilmore Girls Review” or “jackson wearing pajamas with his own face gilmore girls”. Others make sense in the context of what I’ve written – things like “gotham diaper bunny” or “Triple H Sledgehammer”. But there’s a third category of terms that I cannot explain. These include:
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I actually feel bad when I read these – not because these terms have led people to my blog, but that whoever was looking for these things would be inevitably disappointed when they clicked through to find a review of a tv show. So to those people, I say:

(I hope you figure out the name of that egg-carrying-dick-sucking video!)
I’m not sure how to start this review. It’s difficult because…well, because I think I actually liked this episode.
I. LIKED. IT. Not “loved to hate it!” or whatever other obnoxious hipster crap I usually pull, I UNIRONICALLY LIKED THIS EPISODE.
What am I going to say? What am I going to do? DO I EXIST IF I AM NOT ACTIVELY BITCHING ABOUT TELEVISION? Am I fading away like Marty in Back to the Future before his nerdy dad kisses his mom at the Under the Sea dance????

The title of this episode makes me think of romance novels. Not the good kind – the kind you used to be able to find in grocery stores with covers like this:

“Here I go
Here I go
Here I go again
Girls what’s my weakness?
BAD TV!”
The official Hulu name of this episode is “Rise of Villains: Damned If You Do…” but I’m not going to bother with that because It’s my fucking blog and I don’t have to.

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