Merry Belated Christmas to all who celebrate Christmas! Happy Holidays to all others! Regardless of your color or creed, as long as you appreciate terrible writing filled with grammatical errors and swears in place of substance, you are welcome here at Last Ditch Effort.
I don’t want to write this review. I want to write smut or make my own 2016 I’M ORGANIZED NOW! Calendar (which I’m sure won’t last more than a month). I want to plan menus and eat popcorn and watch Forensic Files and read depressing books about the Dust Bowl or forest fires that kill all the people.
This is the kind of thinking that made it impossible to finish all seven seasons of this show in a year.
A “duster” near Strafford, TX, 1935. Source – Wikipedia
Fun fact – the dust bowl was a manmade ecological disaster. YAY!
Today is December 19 and Christmas is less than a week away. I know this will shock everyone, but I’m not a particularly religious person. But there are two things I absolutely must do every Christmas season or it’s just not Christmas to me. They are – make italian cookies to eat on Christmas morning, and post the animated version of Patton Oswalt’s “Christmas Shoes” bit. Merry Christmas.
SEASON FIVE!!! So close, yet so far away. When I started this project in January of 2015, I had hoped to review the entire series by the end of the year. That’s not going to happen. BUT! But – I did get to season 5. ACCOMPLISHMENT!
As we enter into the final episode of season 4, allow me a moment to reflect upon what I’ve learned during my (very, very, very) slow stroll through the Gilmoreverse.
Last Gotham review of the year. I’m keeping this one short because, I mean…GOTHAM. Do I have to say anything else?
Episode 21. I’m so close to the end of the season. This must be what running a marathon and hitting mile 25 feels like. So close, yet so damn far.
Pictured: Me.
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